i’m sorry for my entire life
It’s the last panel that really makes this post.
I will draw it for every singe one of you.
it might take a while but I promise i will do it.
"The Rape Poem to End All Rape Poems."
One of the best pieces of group spoken word poetry I’ve ever seen. WATCH IT.
- feeling safe and secured
- it feels so warm mmmm
- straight to sleep bc comfy
- face full of hair
- one dead arm
- awkward boner
- too hot/can’t wiggle
- someone’s drool on neck
- holding in farts
- fart all ya want
- perfect temperature
- get up and go on tumblr anytime
This is a complete list of the pros/cons involved in spooning. What a wonderful spooning reference post.
The creepy myth behind Hello Kitty
Lion King, Toy Story, Beauty & the best & other famous movies are classified as legendary animated films, unlike the films on this list which are often overlooked & ignored but are actually as good as these “legendary” films!
I feel sorry for anyone who hasn’t watch The Road To El Dorado yet. Seriously, it’s pure gold. (Yes, pun intended.)
Everything. Everything in this list!!!!!
The Secret of NIMH
I don’t even know how you can’t put The Last Unicorn on that list. I just don’t. Your list is incomplete.
Damn. I haven’t seen three of these.
But also, The Last Unicorn.
I knew The Black Cauldron was going to be on this list! Yes. Yes. YES!
And YES to Anastasia as well.
*edit/ and The Road to El Dorado, and The Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Atlantis!
YO ATLANTIS WAS THE SHIT
I’ve seen over half of these. Really good.
over half of these :3
The Last Unicorn!!!!!!
okay so these fuckers are the worst cookies they literally drive me insane
because as you may know the definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly while expecting a different result
like when you see these things
you know they’re awful and tasteless but you love how they have a nice texture but they always taste dry and never sweet enough and never satisfying
so you look at these shitty cookies and think “no, I’m going to eat one. maybe this time it’ll be different. maybe it will at least be satisfyingly sweet as a cookie should be”
but every time you just get a mouthful of flour and far too much of that nasty ass frosting
but you keep coming back because someday you hope that these cookies will be as good as you hope they could be
but they never are and you spiral into the lofthouse cookie madness and find yourself nearly gagging on these shitty flavorless cookies every single time a box is set out in front of you
i would have died thinking i was alone thinking a lot of things if i didn’t join tumblr
- [Laurent Levy]
Bless you, all of you
looks exactly like Lucy Lawless in the 5th picture tbh
These are actually fucking brutal
Oh FUCK. CHARCHAMP.
i want them alllllllllllllllll